Plaxico’s jail time could not be anymore perfect for the Buccaneers. The Bucs are in rebuild mode and it’s going to take Josh Freeman about 2 years to get into the groove anyways. Guess what, that’s about the same time Plaxico will be getting out of the pinstripes and released back into society as long as he serves with good behavior.

Talk about a match made in heaven. Josh Freeman will hopefully be hitting his stride and he’ll need a good 6′ 5″ target. I know what you’re probably thinking: he’ll be close to 35 years old and won’t be the same guy. To that I say he’ll be a young fresh 35 years with low miles and his body, well not all parts, will have rested and be ready. Plus, just think of how nimble and quick he’ll be from prison.

If the conditions are wet and rainy, no problem because Plaxico is used to escaping large homos in the shower. If he’s on artificial turf, no worries he’s used to dodging and running from toothbrush shanks. Linebackers, safeties, corners won’t have a chance on old Plax, because prison will make that fool grow eyes in the back of his head. He’ll have a 7th sense by the time he’s released.

Just like Vick, he’ll be humble, motivated and ready to do the right thing. Like Vick wanting to get in good with PETA and animal right activists, Plax might go to Congress and fight the NRA. He might work with local authorities to remove handguns out of the neighborhoods. Plax will be on mission to turnaround his image and like Mookie, he’ll do the right thing.

I know it seems like a long ways off, but keep positive and just maybe something positive will come out of Plaxico’s dumbass move.