Typically I wait till the end of the year to vote on the Player of Year, but this year nobody will come close to Tiger Woods. My one unanimous vote has finalized the balloting. That knee hasn’t held Tiger back at all, because Tiger been hitting it like an 18 wheeler with no brakes. He’s changing the landscape of golf and when the gallery screams “in the hole” Tiger has ultimately redefined the meaning. When Tiger takes out his wood or driver and crushes it, we get it now and apparently so do a few other women. Is he 3 over par or did he just shoot a triple bogey?

Nike needs to jump all over this and come out with  a new Tiger driver called the Pounder. It would be a legendary campaign. “You want to hit it like Tiger? You want to get your fairway freak on? You suffer from “transgression” golf syndrome? Then you need the Pounder.” Tiger and The King can team up and promote Burger King’s Whopper too.

Tiger has apoligized for having some transgressions. He hasn’t admitted to adultery, but rumors are flying that he has had affairs with Kalika Moquin, Jaimee Grubbs, and Rachel Uchitel, talk about triple bogey. It’s estimated that Tiger Woods is worth about a billion dollars. My guess is that he’ll be worth about half of that after his wife, Elin Nordegren, gets through squeezing his nuts. I’m a fairly simple guy that could never dream of having a billion dollars, but I’m quite confident if I did I wouldn’t waste half of it on three alleged pieces of ass. I don’t care how hot she is, no tail worth over $166.6 million dollars. Here’s the rub for me; Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, is good looking. In my opinion better looking than three he’s rumored to having affairs with. C’mon man.

Tiger is just another another arrogant pro athlete that thinks he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants. He has followed in the foot steps of great “players” like Kobe Bryant, MJ, Shawn Kemp, Wilt Chamberlain, Shaq and A-Rod. Why should we be surprised Tiger is any different?

Remember kids: Hate the game, not the player.

Go Bucs!